Things you learn as an English Major

with-a-book:

1. Your non-English major friends like to pick on you whenever you make any grammar mistake.
 
 

2. Other English majors like to judge the books you read. They seem to forget that reading can just be for enjoyment, and not to over analyze.

20 Things An English Major Would Understand

3. Yet, you also start to over analyze EVERYTHING, even your favorite TV show

4.  Coffee is essential for life

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So I found this beautiful man-made metal at Earthbound that was on sale for five dollars. It was marked as ten dollars originally, and I couldn’t pass it up. I’m horribly distracted by shiny, sparkly things, specifically gemstones and metals. It’s called Aura Silicon Carbide, and this is the description that came with it: “Although Silicone Carbide is a man-made material and unlikely to hold any inherent metaphysical properties, the specimens can be very decorative. When enhanced with metal coatings it can create aura colors helpful in Color Therapy, bringing about beneficial physical, emotional, and spiritual energy.” So basically it’s to look at when you’re not feeling so awesome and then you’re in awe because pretty O.O 

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

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